If more than two white people are dancing, someone's doing the "The Robot."

Only the young die young.

If you think about it, Dr. Dre is a lot like Jesus. People wait anxiously for his return, he's always watching, lest we forget about him and lots of rappers give him thanks at rewards shows.

59% of the uses of the word "irony" are ironic. 92.7% at the university level.

Children of divorce often vow to never make the same mistakes as their parents.

Same goes for children whose parents stay together.

What an awkward moment for every Christian when he realizes that Jesus looks less like Barry Gibb and more like Osama bin Laden.

If you've ever been arrested, it's because your father spanked your mother during conception.

If you've never been arrested, it's because your mother wanted your father to spank her during conception and he didn't.